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maamlet

*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night

maamlet

TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK

FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK

GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISNT GOOD

MAKES YOU FEEL YOURE MADE OF WOOD

maamlet

WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SICK

JUST TOO FOUL, JUST TOO THICK

maamlet

you guys werent supposed to actually drink this

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